Saturday, January 26, 2008
Circus Israel Advertisement
Adopt a Hilltop Youth
Meet Ofer. He’s 19, devout and loves the land. If only he had a sponsor to help him redeem Judea & Samaria for all eternity. Someone who cares. Someone to provide for his earthly needs while he studies Torah, lubes his Uzi and fucks his girlfriend to win the demographic struggle. You could be that someone.
Your monthly contribution will give a young person like Ofer a chance. A chance he never had in the IDF that rejected him or the schools that mistook his messianic obsession for instability.
Just reach out to Ofer, and he’ll reach out to you. Every month, he or someone like him will send you a personal letter, scrawled in feverish Hebrew, describing his or her glorious hallucinations in G-d’s Holy Land.
So before you forget, write a check for Ofer. When he meditates in that caravan your contribution helped buy, when he cuts down an olive tree befouling –od’s paradise, when he resists the encroachment of sterile modernism with every breath he takes, you’ll be right there with him.
Adopt a Hilltop Youth
Meet Ofer. He’s 19, devout and loves the land. If only he had a sponsor to help him redeem Judea & Samaria for all eternity. Someone who cares. Someone to provide for his earthly needs while he studies Torah, lubes his Uzi and fucks his girlfriend to win the demographic struggle. You could be that someone.
Your monthly contribution will give a young person like Ofer a chance. A chance he never had in the IDF that rejected him or the schools that mistook his messianic obsession for instability.
Just reach out to Ofer, and he’ll reach out to you. Every month, he or someone like him will send you a personal letter, scrawled in feverish Hebrew, describing his or her glorious hallucinations in G-d’s Holy Land.
So before you forget, write a check for Ofer. When he meditates in that caravan your contribution helped buy, when he cuts down an olive tree befouling –od’s paradise, when he resists the encroachment of sterile modernism with every breath he takes, you’ll be right there with him.
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I recognize in you a brilliant professional copywriter. You hate your job and the people whom you ask trumot. You write circus to relax. It is almost as good as masturbating.
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