Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Sharon’s Erection Still Stands Tall
Circus Israel Exclusive!
Like the high ground he always captured, Ariel Sharon still rears up defiantly. His avenging erection (“Big Arik”) has never faltered. So claim knowledgeable sources, who ask not to be identified because they aren’t authorized to discuss penises. What’s more, the PM’s boner has never required medical intervention to remain engorged. It just is. Fearsome, resolute and crafty, it will never submit, never be pushed into the sea. Sources assert it’s every bit as turgid as the hard-on that stormed the Mitla Pass and annihilated Qibya. In fact, the PM purportedly continues to wage demographic war, allegedly fathering three children from his deep sleep. According to sources, sensitive audio devices have detected Big Arik declaring it will not relax until terror and incitement have ceased forever.
Circus Israel Exclusive!
Like the high ground he always captured, Ariel Sharon still rears up defiantly. His avenging erection (“Big Arik”) has never faltered. So claim knowledgeable sources, who ask not to be identified because they aren’t authorized to discuss penises. What’s more, the PM’s boner has never required medical intervention to remain engorged. It just is. Fearsome, resolute and crafty, it will never submit, never be pushed into the sea. Sources assert it’s every bit as turgid as the hard-on that stormed the Mitla Pass and annihilated Qibya. In fact, the PM purportedly continues to wage demographic war, allegedly fathering three children from his deep sleep. According to sources, sensitive audio devices have detected Big Arik declaring it will not relax until terror and incitement have ceased forever.
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