Tuesday, February 5, 2008
CHECKPOINT GREETERS WANTED
Effervescent young performers are invited to audition for Greeter openings in the Checkpoint Entertainment Program. Singers, dancers, comics, clowns, jugglers, mimes, ventriloquists, ultra-orthodox rituals and novelty acts of every kind encouraged to apply. No act is too zany. We’re looking for high energy and irresistible charm – whatever it takes to make the grumpiest Arab smile when the lines slow down. Competitive salary and full benefits, plus a guaranteed share of property seized. Arabic fluency not required, as long as your performance says “We’re the nicest occupiers in the whole world!” Call the Defense Ministry for an appointment.
Effervescent young performers are invited to audition for Greeter openings in the Checkpoint Entertainment Program. Singers, dancers, comics, clowns, jugglers, mimes, ventriloquists, ultra-orthodox rituals and novelty acts of every kind encouraged to apply. No act is too zany. We’re looking for high energy and irresistible charm – whatever it takes to make the grumpiest Arab smile when the lines slow down. Competitive salary and full benefits, plus a guaranteed share of property seized. Arabic fluency not required, as long as your performance says “We’re the nicest occupiers in the whole world!” Call the Defense Ministry for an appointment.
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I'll sign up as an entertainer. I do a mean Belly Dance.
Shalom,
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