Monday, February 25, 2008
CIRCUS ISRAEL WILL ARRANGE “WAR DATE ™”
Circus Israel knows the USA wants to have some quality belligerence time with Iran, but just can’t find room in its hectic combat schedule to squeeze in another active conflict. And as the world’s only nation without ulterior motives, we want to help. So we’ve blended our proven military and incitement skills to create the most exciting service in international relations today - War Date ™! Just leave the arrangements to us. War Date™ heightens tensions, spreads disinformation, undermines rapproachment and has you fighting in a jiffy. War Date™ delivers a sure-fire answer to every question a weak-kneed nation’ll ask. “Is there really a threat (You bet!)?” “Should we explore mutual interests (“There are none – they’re not like you!)?” “Should we hit them now (Of course - it saves lives!)?” We’ll even launch the first strike to get things rockin’! Nothing gets you from doubt to doomsday faster than War Date™. Not convinced? Look at how we’ve shredded that wacky National Intelligence Estimate in the States. In fact, if the US doesn’t bitch-slap Iran in 24 months or less, we’ll refund your War Date ™ fee (except where prohibited by Israeli law). And if you’re a little short on war toys, just ask us. On a per-capita basis, nobody makes more or better instruments of destruction than gritty little Circus Israel. So try War Date™! There’s no time to lose.
Circus Israel knows the USA wants to have some quality belligerence time with Iran, but just can’t find room in its hectic combat schedule to squeeze in another active conflict. And as the world’s only nation without ulterior motives, we want to help. So we’ve blended our proven military and incitement skills to create the most exciting service in international relations today - War Date ™! Just leave the arrangements to us. War Date™ heightens tensions, spreads disinformation, undermines rapproachment and has you fighting in a jiffy. War Date™ delivers a sure-fire answer to every question a weak-kneed nation’ll ask. “Is there really a threat (You bet!)?” “Should we explore mutual interests (“There are none – they’re not like you!)?” “Should we hit them now (Of course - it saves lives!)?” We’ll even launch the first strike to get things rockin’! Nothing gets you from doubt to doomsday faster than War Date™. Not convinced? Look at how we’ve shredded that wacky National Intelligence Estimate in the States. In fact, if the US doesn’t bitch-slap Iran in 24 months or less, we’ll refund your War Date ™ fee (except where prohibited by Israeli law). And if you’re a little short on war toys, just ask us. On a per-capita basis, nobody makes more or better instruments of destruction than gritty little Circus Israel. So try War Date™! There’s no time to lose.
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