Wednesday, March 12, 2008
MATAN VILNAI ESSAY CONTEST
MK and Deputy Minister of Defense Matan Vilnai has threatened the Gaza Strip with a "holocaust." Genocidal threats always put Circus Israel in a reflective mood, so we’re proud to inaugurate the Matan Vilnai Essay Contest, open to all righteous Jews. In honor of General Vilnai’s bachelor’s degree in General History (as well as his tenure as Chairman of the Minsterial Committee on the Affairs of Arab Citizens - we're not making this up), our topic is: “Chosen People or Master Race?” Compare and contrast, fulminate and self-congratulate. All entries must be anonymous, misspelled and bursting with prophecy. The author of the winning essay will receive a blindfold and the runner-up can follow the winner around.
MK and Deputy Minister of Defense Matan Vilnai has threatened the Gaza Strip with a "holocaust." Genocidal threats always put Circus Israel in a reflective mood, so we’re proud to inaugurate the Matan Vilnai Essay Contest, open to all righteous Jews. In honor of General Vilnai’s bachelor’s degree in General History (as well as his tenure as Chairman of the Minsterial Committee on the Affairs of Arab Citizens - we're not making this up), our topic is: “Chosen People or Master Race?” Compare and contrast, fulminate and self-congratulate. All entries must be anonymous, misspelled and bursting with prophecy. The author of the winning essay will receive a blindfold and the runner-up can follow the winner around.
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