Tuesday, April 22, 2008
EHUD OLMERT’S PLAYIN’ HARD-TO-GET
So why won’t Ehud Olmert give his phone number to Khaled Meshal? Everyone knows cool Khaled’s been begging their mutual friends to hook 'em up. But insiders tell Circus Israel our hunky PM's just not ready to go ALL THE WAY. CI’s LOL!! Sounds like Ehud just doesn’t want anything named after him. And the 'Hudster knows if he kicks it with Khaled, Shas will soooo leave him (like so-pious Eli Yishai isn’t hot for Khaled himself???). And then where’s an ex-PriMin gonna hang his kippah? Well, 'Hude-Dude, it’s not like your peeps wanna wait 4-evuh. All the facts of life ain’t on the ground, player. Everybody’s gotta put out – and pull out - eventually.
So why won’t Ehud Olmert give his phone number to Khaled Meshal? Everyone knows cool Khaled’s been begging their mutual friends to hook 'em up. But insiders tell Circus Israel our hunky PM's just not ready to go ALL THE WAY. CI’s LOL!! Sounds like Ehud just doesn’t want anything named after him. And the 'Hudster knows if he kicks it with Khaled, Shas will soooo leave him (like so-pious Eli Yishai isn’t hot for Khaled himself???). And then where’s an ex-PriMin gonna hang his kippah? Well, 'Hude-Dude, it’s not like your peeps wanna wait 4-evuh. All the facts of life ain’t on the ground, player. Everybody’s gotta put out – and pull out - eventually.
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