Friday, April 18, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IZZY!
Hey, buddy, it's your 60th birthday - the Big Six-Oh! - and we just wanted you to know we really love you, man. It hasn't always been easy, with the land problems and all. But you've always been straight with us, dude, so we all chipped in to get you what we thought you'd like. Here it is, man - all the land from the river to the sea, plus the Golan and Shebaa Farms and the Sinai. And we didn't want you to think we cheaped out, so we got a gift certificate if you want some more. We couldn't afford the whole region, but you can have southern Lebanon up to the Litani if you want, and you can take some of Jordan, too, if that'd be cool. And no worries about expelling us or anything. We'll leave tonight and we'll send somebody around to get our stuff after we settle into our refugee camps. Sorry if sometimes we misunderstood where you were coming from, Izzy. You always kept it real, dude, and we just needed a little time to catch up to it. It's really been awesome hangin' out with you, man. Don't be a stranger. Anytime you need some weed or something, just give us a jingle.
Your homies,
The Hamas, Islamic Jihad, the Al Aqsa Martyrs, Fatah, the Palestinian Authority, the Palestinian Liberation Organization, the Committee of Arab Mayors in Israel, the Islamic Movement in Israel, Azmi Bishara, the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Hezbollah, the Syrian Arab Republic, the Arab Republic of Egypt, the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood, the Lebanese Republic, the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan and the Provisional Government of Iraq.
PS - Take good care of Jerusalem, man. We're gonna miss her.
Hey, buddy, it's your 60th birthday - the Big Six-Oh! - and we just wanted you to know we really love you, man. It hasn't always been easy, with the land problems and all. But you've always been straight with us, dude, so we all chipped in to get you what we thought you'd like. Here it is, man - all the land from the river to the sea, plus the Golan and Shebaa Farms and the Sinai. And we didn't want you to think we cheaped out, so we got a gift certificate if you want some more. We couldn't afford the whole region, but you can have southern Lebanon up to the Litani if you want, and you can take some of Jordan, too, if that'd be cool. And no worries about expelling us or anything. We'll leave tonight and we'll send somebody around to get our stuff after we settle into our refugee camps. Sorry if sometimes we misunderstood where you were coming from, Izzy. You always kept it real, dude, and we just needed a little time to catch up to it. It's really been awesome hangin' out with you, man. Don't be a stranger. Anytime you need some weed or something, just give us a jingle.
Your homies,
The Hamas, Islamic Jihad, the Al Aqsa Martyrs, Fatah, the Palestinian Authority, the Palestinian Liberation Organization, the Committee of Arab Mayors in Israel, the Islamic Movement in Israel, Azmi Bishara, the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, the Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine, Hezbollah, the Syrian Arab Republic, the Arab Republic of Egypt, the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood, the Lebanese Republic, the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan and the Provisional Government of Iraq.
PS - Take good care of Jerusalem, man. We're gonna miss her.
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