Wednesday, April 2, 2008

 
PROPERTY AVAILABLE - LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!!

Location is everything in Circus Israel – and prime locations are yours for the taking! You’re Jewish? Then just look around. The options are dazzling! East Jerusalem, East of the Green Line, East of the Wall, or anywhere in Eretz Israel an Arab can be dispossessed, hemmed in, blocked off or just plain dominated. It’s all on the market for Jews worldwide. Bad credit? No worries. Your credit comes from God. No money? Exactly!! How big will the houses be? Hey, forget about square feet, meters, hectares, dunums, acres and all the rest of that linear distraction. We’re talking location. Geo-political location. Facts-on-the ground location. Eternal location. Tired of the urban rat-race? Spread out in the Jordan Valley. Crave the urban rat-race? Surround a casbah with sheer numbers of righteous Jews. Amenities? Build what you want, where you want, water it in the sunshine, spew as you wish. The sky’s the limit! And don’t forget to dump your trash on you-know-who. But hurry. The Pals are multiplying. As the Yesha Council teaches us - location, location, location.

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