Thursday, May 29, 2008
ELDAD DECLARES HE'S A VAMPIRE
I am Aryeh Eldad. I am a vampire. This makes me no less a physician. It's why I'm a physician. And a burn specialist. The barbeque flavor. And it makes me no less a Jew. Frankly, I'm a better Jew than you. Did you demand death for surrender of Jewish land? Did you brawl with the police at Amona? Did you bellow for expulsion of the Arabs in Hebron? Did you insert your finger in Irving Moskowitz's ass to examine his aging prostate? No??!! Ahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!! Then I'm the better Jew!! And the better vampire!!!!
I am Aryeh Eldad. I am a vampire. This makes me no less a physician. It's why I'm a physician. And a burn specialist. The barbeque flavor. And it makes me no less a Jew. Frankly, I'm a better Jew than you. Did you demand death for surrender of Jewish land? Did you brawl with the police at Amona? Did you bellow for expulsion of the Arabs in Hebron? Did you insert your finger in Irving Moskowitz's ass to examine his aging prostate? No??!! Ahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!! Then I'm the better Jew!! And the better vampire!!!!
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This is all mishuganah. But of course, as a goy, I really don't understand such michpas. Anyway, why explain this to a goneff like you?
Mazel tov,
Malaka
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Mazel tov,
Malaka
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