Saturday, September 6, 2008
ARAB OCCUPATION ENDS
The Provisional Government of Yisrael declared that the Arab occupation of the land of Yisrael had ended completely . “No Arab blood defiles Yisraeli soil,” said Acting Interior Minister Baruch Ben Yossef. “The door hit the ass of the last Arab on his way out.” Ben Yossef added that all other goyim were also being expelled. “Soon the Jewish people will inhale only the Jewish breath exhaled by the Jewish people.” Rabbi Yossef Dayan, Acting Minister of Tourism, conducted a pulsa denura to put a death curse on any Jew secretly harboring goyische breath in his lungs.
Reaction to the end of the Arab occupation and the expulsion of foreign workers was mixed. “Blessed be He,” said one Rabbi. “Now we can build the Third Temple and live in the dark.” But a young software designer was not so sure. “They kicked out the foreign labor? Now who’s going to do the boring stuff?”
The Provisional Government of Yisrael declared that the Arab occupation of the land of Yisrael had ended completely . “No Arab blood defiles Yisraeli soil,” said Acting Interior Minister Baruch Ben Yossef. “The door hit the ass of the last Arab on his way out.” Ben Yossef added that all other goyim were also being expelled. “Soon the Jewish people will inhale only the Jewish breath exhaled by the Jewish people.” Rabbi Yossef Dayan, Acting Minister of Tourism, conducted a pulsa denura to put a death curse on any Jew secretly harboring goyische breath in his lungs.
Reaction to the end of the Arab occupation and the expulsion of foreign workers was mixed. “Blessed be He,” said one Rabbi. “Now we can build the Third Temple and live in the dark.” But a young software designer was not so sure. “They kicked out the foreign labor? Now who’s going to do the boring stuff?”
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