Saturday, September 6, 2008
FEDERMAN NAMED NEW PM
The Settlers’ Selection Committee of the Provisional Government of Yisrael has appointed Noam Federman as the nation's new Prime Minister. A disciple of the late Meir Kahane, Federman is a legendary party planner for righteous Jews at the gravesite of mass murderer Baruch Goldstein. He also hosts an internet chat show acclaimed as “masturbatory” by the magazine Eretz. The selection committee’s official announcement adds that Federman is also “a lawyer, a surgeon, an Olympic champion in dozens of things and a very funny ventriloquist.”
The choice of Federman was not unanimous. All three selection committee members, Rabbi Dov Lior, David Ha’ivri and Baruch Marzel, each initially recommended himself for the PM post. However, after lengthy debate, Ha’ivri and Rabbi Lior agreed upon Federman as a compromise PM. Marzel called that decision “an abomination” and abruptly resigned from the committee, taking members of his Chayil Party to the Judean hills to hide out.
The Settlers’ Selection Committee of the Provisional Government of Yisrael has appointed Noam Federman as the nation's new Prime Minister. A disciple of the late Meir Kahane, Federman is a legendary party planner for righteous Jews at the gravesite of mass murderer Baruch Goldstein. He also hosts an internet chat show acclaimed as “masturbatory” by the magazine Eretz. The selection committee’s official announcement adds that Federman is also “a lawyer, a surgeon, an Olympic champion in dozens of things and a very funny ventriloquist.”
The choice of Federman was not unanimous. All three selection committee members, Rabbi Dov Lior, David Ha’ivri and Baruch Marzel, each initially recommended himself for the PM post. However, after lengthy debate, Ha’ivri and Rabbi Lior agreed upon Federman as a compromise PM. Marzel called that decision “an abomination” and abruptly resigned from the committee, taking members of his Chayil Party to the Judean hills to hide out.
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