Saturday, September 6, 2008
LABOR SEEKS COALITION
Communicating via video conference from an undisclosed location, former PM and Defense Minister Ehud Barak proposed that Yisrael’s Provisional Government form a ruling coalition with Barak’s Labor Party. Barak noted that “Jewish tradition” requires Labor participation at the highest official levels to “maintain international confidence in Yisrael’s policies.” Barak proposed an even split of ministerial portfolios "so that Fuad and I can get our old offices back.” Former Defense and Infrastructure Minister Benjamin “Fuad” Ben-Eliezer appeared in a hammock behind Barak, licking hummus from a paper plate. Barak wore a flowing white beard, resembling former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic when he was apprehended. Prime Minister Federman responded that “the Judenrat Barak is not safe in the State of Yisrael. Better that he plays cards with his handlers in Tehran.”
Communicating via video conference from an undisclosed location, former PM and Defense Minister Ehud Barak proposed that Yisrael’s Provisional Government form a ruling coalition with Barak’s Labor Party. Barak noted that “Jewish tradition” requires Labor participation at the highest official levels to “maintain international confidence in Yisrael’s policies.” Barak proposed an even split of ministerial portfolios "so that Fuad and I can get our old offices back.” Former Defense and Infrastructure Minister Benjamin “Fuad” Ben-Eliezer appeared in a hammock behind Barak, licking hummus from a paper plate. Barak wore a flowing white beard, resembling former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic when he was apprehended. Prime Minister Federman responded that “the Judenrat Barak is not safe in the State of Yisrael. Better that he plays cards with his handlers in Tehran.”
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