Thursday, November 20, 2008
THE BIGGEST BABIES IN THE WORLD
Circus Israel is proud to announce that “The Settler’s Blessing” is now available on DVD. From Kiryat Arba, just a stone’s throw from Hebron, the City of the Patriarchs, comes the beloved text, piously recited by esteemed Rabbi Dov Lior. Standing amid the ruins of the Chazon David Synagogue, surrounded by an in-gathering of devout congregants, Rabbi Lior intones for righteous Jews wherever they may temporarily be. No birth, funeral, assault or bowel movement should begin without “The Settler’s Blessing.” From the inspirational text…
"We are the Chosen People of the Chosen People!!! We do what we want!! Where we want!! To anyone we want!! We are enraged!! We are rage!! Our rage is boundless!! Our rage is blessed!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Submit!!! Or we’ll make you pay! Submit!!! We are instantly hysterical! We throw and cry and scream and kick and shit on the floor!! We are rage!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We slap soldiers! We spit on peaceniks!! We stone ambulances!! We shoot Arabs!!! Nobody dares obstruct us!! We are the victims!! Always the victims!! We are dying!! And even if we aren’t, it feels like it!! Dying feels like rage!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We listen only to God!! He speaks only to us!! He says only what we say he says!! He hates you because we hate you!! We own him!! All of Him!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We love the land!!! The land makes us free!! To smash!! And grab!! And loot!! And lynch!! For the land!!! We wouldn’t be anywhere else!!! Only this land nourishes our fury!!! Only this land lets us puke out our hate!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Shut up!! If you aren’t one of us, shut up!! Your words are filth!! You enrage us!! Speak!! Speak!! Unleash our rage!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Baruch Goldstein is our hero!! He expelled 29 Arabs from our land!! The Arabs killed us in ’29!! We are the victims!! Goldstein was divine justice!! Blood!! Blood!!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Our narcissism is pure!! Holy!! Blessed!! Our narcissism is self-sacrifice!! Yet we do only what we want!!! That is our self-sacrifice!! That is our self-congratulation!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!”
To purchase your copy of “The Settler’s Blessing,” send the equivalent of NIS 3335 in hard currency, plus a generous additional stipend for our self-sacrifice in defense of Eretz Israel. Simply address your remittance to The Biggest Babies in the World. Blessed be They who enable us.
Circus Israel is proud to announce that “The Settler’s Blessing” is now available on DVD. From Kiryat Arba, just a stone’s throw from Hebron, the City of the Patriarchs, comes the beloved text, piously recited by esteemed Rabbi Dov Lior. Standing amid the ruins of the Chazon David Synagogue, surrounded by an in-gathering of devout congregants, Rabbi Lior intones for righteous Jews wherever they may temporarily be. No birth, funeral, assault or bowel movement should begin without “The Settler’s Blessing.” From the inspirational text…
"We are the Chosen People of the Chosen People!!! We do what we want!! Where we want!! To anyone we want!! We are enraged!! We are rage!! Our rage is boundless!! Our rage is blessed!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Submit!!! Or we’ll make you pay! Submit!!! We are instantly hysterical! We throw and cry and scream and kick and shit on the floor!! We are rage!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We slap soldiers! We spit on peaceniks!! We stone ambulances!! We shoot Arabs!!! Nobody dares obstruct us!! We are the victims!! Always the victims!! We are dying!! And even if we aren’t, it feels like it!! Dying feels like rage!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We listen only to God!! He speaks only to us!! He says only what we say he says!! He hates you because we hate you!! We own him!! All of Him!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
We love the land!!! The land makes us free!! To smash!! And grab!! And loot!! And lynch!! For the land!!! We wouldn’t be anywhere else!!! Only this land nourishes our fury!!! Only this land lets us puke out our hate!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Shut up!! If you aren’t one of us, shut up!! Your words are filth!! You enrage us!! Speak!! Speak!! Unleash our rage!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Baruch Goldstein is our hero!! He expelled 29 Arabs from our land!! The Arabs killed us in ’29!! We are the victims!! Goldstein was divine justice!! Blood!! Blood!!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!
Our narcissism is pure!! Holy!! Blessed!! Our narcissism is self-sacrifice!! Yet we do only what we want!!! That is our self-sacrifice!! That is our self-congratulation!!! We are the biggest babies in the world!!”
To purchase your copy of “The Settler’s Blessing,” send the equivalent of NIS 3335 in hard currency, plus a generous additional stipend for our self-sacrifice in defense of Eretz Israel. Simply address your remittance to The Biggest Babies in the World. Blessed be They who enable us.
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