Saturday, February 21, 2009
NEW MAGAZINE HONORS ISRAELI FIGHTERS (ADVERTISEMENT)
*** JEWISH WARRIOR MAGAZINE *** PREMIERE ISSUE!
You got our groove back, baby!
In the fighting spirit of the US Army at My Lai, the Serbian Army at Srebenica, the Soviet Army at Katyn Forest, and the German Einsatzgruppen at Babi Yar, you faced down an implacable foe and insurmountable odds in Gaza. And you kicked ass and took names (names like Mohammed)!!
Now kick back and read all about it!! In JEWISH WARRIOR magazine!!
Hey, soldier, I’m Col. Ofer Gadseik, just retired from the IDF. I was in Gaza with you, gever. In the meat-grinder. Fighting Achmed in hell and fighting our way out. And now it’s all on glossy, top-quality paper, in my new 'zine, JEWISH WARRIOR!
JEWISH WARRIOR pulls no punches, comrades, because You Can Handle the Truth! Check out these features –
COMBAT POV – interviews with the men and women who fought Mahmoud toe-to-toe.
Avi (the pilot): “I kept reminding myself that I had a job to do. Ignore the infinitesimal possibility of a raging snow storm or a magical Arabian flying carpet or a flock of California Condors getting sucked into my jet engines. Drop my bombs and get home…”
Shlomo (the tank officer): “I couldn’t see shit! There’s white phosphorus everywhere and buildings crashing down and I couldn’t tell if my barrage on the school was proportional! Listen, the burden of being the world’s most moral army is almost unbearable…”
Baruch (the naval artilleryman): “Finally the navy got some action. Seizing medical supplies and busting fishermen was getting really old. Our guns were rockin’ for a change. It was ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ out here.”
WORLD SOLDIER – Praise from warriors around the globe.
Sgt. Dick Stuart, US Marine Corps: “Man, I was on Grenada in “83 and I know just what you guys went through. Enemy goes and hides in a hole. Civilians bitching about everything you’re doing to help them. Lucky you dudes didn’t have Cuban engineers coming at you. Those motherfuckers could really light it up…”
Maj. Omer Baabas, Janjaweed Militia, Darfur, Sudan: “What are you supposed to do? Make sure both sides have just the same number of fighters, just the same kind of weapons, just the same chance to survive? All this political correctness…”
Capt. Nikolai Kozlov, Soviet 62nd Army, 1942-44, age 88: “I was in battle of Stalingrad, 6 months. My foot is blown off and I am made deaf. But when I see what you face in Gaza Strip, I am sick to my stomach and cry like a little girl…”
John Bolton, former UN Ambassador and Maryland National Guard (Vietnam era): “Nothing like it in the history of warfare. Certainly not since Thermopylae, where 300 chiseled Spartans gallantly resisted the Iranians. God I wish I could’ve been there with you…”
R & R HAVENS
Are you a tad edgy or a little shvizoot? Who wouldn’t be, after what you went through? That was war, bro. We lost some of our own. Even if it was friendly fire, we still lost ‘em. It hurts. So JEWISH WARRIOR checks out the best spots to get your zoola on.
In our premiere issue - – India beckons! Everybody’s favorite is better than ever! And since they buy Israeli weaponry big time, let’s say thanks while we cool out. It’s win-win! JEWISH WARRIOR tells you where to hallucinate and where to find the sweetest kama sutra. And after Mumbai, they just might let you punk a Moslem while you’re on holiday!
STICK-ON DECORATIONS
JEWISH WARRIOR knows every one of you deserves a chest full of medals. So JEWISH WARRIOR has 6 full pages of colorful peel-off decals featuring medals, ribbons and pins from the Gaza Campaign! Paste ‘em on your TAR-21, your mobile phone, your phylacteries!! Wear ‘em with pride, soldiers! You earned ‘em, you magnificent bastards!
REUNIONS
JEWISH WARRIOR is your reunion HQ. It’s been over a month since the Big One. Time to look back. To reminisce. To catch up with the brothers that made it back, picked up the pieces and went on with their lives. JEWISH WARRIOR hooks you up, with our interactive Reunion Finder, available online to our subscribers. Find your Golanchkim. Reconnect with your S'galgal. Remember those Arabs dropping their pants?? We gotta talk!!
LITERARY SOLDIER
Check our website - Former Chief of Staff Gen. Dan Halutz reads customized passages from Shakespeare’s Henry V (“…And Hanukkah shall ne’er go by, from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered – we few, we happy few, we band of brothers…”). The Bard was talking about us, achi.
BAR REFAELI
Uncensored pix of Bar Refaeli in a thong, disarming a landmine. That sweat is real, dudes!
JEWISH WARRIOR magazine. Get it by mail. Get it online. Just get it!!
*** JEWISH WARRIOR MAGAZINE *** PREMIERE ISSUE!
You got our groove back, baby!
In the fighting spirit of the US Army at My Lai, the Serbian Army at Srebenica, the Soviet Army at Katyn Forest, and the German Einsatzgruppen at Babi Yar, you faced down an implacable foe and insurmountable odds in Gaza. And you kicked ass and took names (names like Mohammed)!!
Now kick back and read all about it!! In JEWISH WARRIOR magazine!!
Hey, soldier, I’m Col. Ofer Gadseik, just retired from the IDF. I was in Gaza with you, gever. In the meat-grinder. Fighting Achmed in hell and fighting our way out. And now it’s all on glossy, top-quality paper, in my new 'zine, JEWISH WARRIOR!
JEWISH WARRIOR pulls no punches, comrades, because You Can Handle the Truth! Check out these features –
COMBAT POV – interviews with the men and women who fought Mahmoud toe-to-toe.
Avi (the pilot): “I kept reminding myself that I had a job to do. Ignore the infinitesimal possibility of a raging snow storm or a magical Arabian flying carpet or a flock of California Condors getting sucked into my jet engines. Drop my bombs and get home…”
Shlomo (the tank officer): “I couldn’t see shit! There’s white phosphorus everywhere and buildings crashing down and I couldn’t tell if my barrage on the school was proportional! Listen, the burden of being the world’s most moral army is almost unbearable…”
Baruch (the naval artilleryman): “Finally the navy got some action. Seizing medical supplies and busting fishermen was getting really old. Our guns were rockin’ for a change. It was ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ out here.”
WORLD SOLDIER – Praise from warriors around the globe.
Sgt. Dick Stuart, US Marine Corps: “Man, I was on Grenada in “83 and I know just what you guys went through. Enemy goes and hides in a hole. Civilians bitching about everything you’re doing to help them. Lucky you dudes didn’t have Cuban engineers coming at you. Those motherfuckers could really light it up…”
Maj. Omer Baabas, Janjaweed Militia, Darfur, Sudan: “What are you supposed to do? Make sure both sides have just the same number of fighters, just the same kind of weapons, just the same chance to survive? All this political correctness…”
Capt. Nikolai Kozlov, Soviet 62nd Army, 1942-44, age 88: “I was in battle of Stalingrad, 6 months. My foot is blown off and I am made deaf. But when I see what you face in Gaza Strip, I am sick to my stomach and cry like a little girl…”
John Bolton, former UN Ambassador and Maryland National Guard (Vietnam era): “Nothing like it in the history of warfare. Certainly not since Thermopylae, where 300 chiseled Spartans gallantly resisted the Iranians. God I wish I could’ve been there with you…”
R & R HAVENS
Are you a tad edgy or a little shvizoot? Who wouldn’t be, after what you went through? That was war, bro. We lost some of our own. Even if it was friendly fire, we still lost ‘em. It hurts. So JEWISH WARRIOR checks out the best spots to get your zoola on.
In our premiere issue - – India beckons! Everybody’s favorite is better than ever! And since they buy Israeli weaponry big time, let’s say thanks while we cool out. It’s win-win! JEWISH WARRIOR tells you where to hallucinate and where to find the sweetest kama sutra. And after Mumbai, they just might let you punk a Moslem while you’re on holiday!
STICK-ON DECORATIONS
JEWISH WARRIOR knows every one of you deserves a chest full of medals. So JEWISH WARRIOR has 6 full pages of colorful peel-off decals featuring medals, ribbons and pins from the Gaza Campaign! Paste ‘em on your TAR-21, your mobile phone, your phylacteries!! Wear ‘em with pride, soldiers! You earned ‘em, you magnificent bastards!
REUNIONS
JEWISH WARRIOR is your reunion HQ. It’s been over a month since the Big One. Time to look back. To reminisce. To catch up with the brothers that made it back, picked up the pieces and went on with their lives. JEWISH WARRIOR hooks you up, with our interactive Reunion Finder, available online to our subscribers. Find your Golanchkim. Reconnect with your S'galgal. Remember those Arabs dropping their pants?? We gotta talk!!
LITERARY SOLDIER
Check our website - Former Chief of Staff Gen. Dan Halutz reads customized passages from Shakespeare’s Henry V (“…And Hanukkah shall ne’er go by, from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered – we few, we happy few, we band of brothers…”). The Bard was talking about us, achi.
BAR REFAELI
Uncensored pix of Bar Refaeli in a thong, disarming a landmine. That sweat is real, dudes!
JEWISH WARRIOR magazine. Get it by mail. Get it online. Just get it!!
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